What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Google's Veo 3 AI video generator is unlike anything you've ever seen. The world isn't ready. - Mashable

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Tucker Barnhart Elects Free Agency - MLB Trade Rumors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Amino Acid Supplements Are Trending For A Reason. Here’s Why Dietitians Are Divided. - AOL.com

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Why did Donald T**** post on Truth Social (9-15-2024) that he "hates" entertainer Taylor Swift?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

‘How To Train Your Dragon’ Flying In With $200M+ Worldwide Bow – International Box Office - Deadline

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Beef cattle disease found in southeast Iowa herd, first time seen in state - weareiowa.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Supreme Court Hands Trump ‘GIANT WIN’ in Birthright Citizenship Case - Rolling Stone

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

How does the "Chain of Thought" prompting technique enhance inductive reasoning in large language models?

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

12 Cool New Gadgets to Keep on Your Radar - Gear Patrol

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...